Here is the cover that made me actually listen to the lyrics:
This song starts off whiney and then takes a dramatic leap to the ridiculous. The song starts off complaining that the girl had her eyes open during their first kiss. He gives her all he has and she throws it in the trash. Okay, I can see why you're upset, that is kind of a bitch move. But then he finishes with "To give me all your love is all I ever asked."
Okay, back up. A girl does not have to love you because you buy her things. And honestly, I think you're just really bad at picking up on social cues. Her eyes were open when you kissed, because she's not into you. She threw out what you gave her because she's not into you. Seriously, take a hint.
This makes the chorus completely ridiculous. I get that you are trying to make a point about how much she means to you, but in what world would you ever need to catch a grenade, throw your hand in front of a blade, or jump in front of a train? Who are you? Four? Are you dating Tris?
The last line kills me: "But you won't do the same." You're mad because this girl won't die for you? You insinuate that she is from hell, because she won't sacrifice everything for you. Do you want to know why she ripped the brakes out of your car? Because you are stalking her.
Any ridiculous songs you love? Or love to hate?